Smart Cocktails
Sweetie, If I Wanted To Kill Myself, I Would Climb Your Ego And Jump To Your I.Q.
I‘m Canadian — Buddy Cole, Kids in the Hall
Girl Drink Drunk — Kids in the Hall
Bitch Pudding — Robot Chicken
More Robot Chicken |
Cockface — The Ridiculist
I’m making up a new holiday screenplay. It’s about shit parents who waited until the last minute to go buy presents for their daughter. And when NO STORES still had a Barbie Dream House (because that’s how retail works) the little girl resents them forever and grows up to be a stripper. It’s going to be a modern-day classic. She strips under the stage name “Miracle” and when stripping can’t cover the bills, turns to prostitution. The Broadway play is titled: “Miracle Works the Corner on 34th Street” |
Shovel Mouth — The Late Late Show
Cockface + Shovel Mouth — Nancy Grace Global Village Idiot — Sarah Palin Gutter Trash Loves Censorship |
Douchebaggery — Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli Increases Daraprim price 5500% Shkreli, a former pharmaceutical executive, was convicted in August 2017 of two counts of fraud and one count of conspiracy for misleading investors in hedge funds he ran. Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli Is Now Inmate #87850-053 |
Not Z — Prejudice On Parade
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Racist Bigot Sheriff Joe Arpaio Is Now A Convicted Criminal America Is Overflowing With Degenerates |
Entitlement — Every Airline
Shovel Ready — Jack'd
Chemistry Matters
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Go Glow Someone Else, Neon |
The Most Accurate Tinder Metaphor
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Annie Sloan & Deven Harrison
Welcome To My Neighborhood |
Hungover Baby
I Blame The Lax Child Labor Laws |
The Logical Song
The Duck Song
Computer Problems — Pearls Before Swine
The History Of SPAM |
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Fuck That — A Guided Meditation
Seasonal Reminder
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